1. You do not charge call louder!

2. The original will, speak, I thought it was blind then.

3. The tailor did not want to cook is not a good driver.

4. Who does not know him, who has not eaten pork.

5. Chick, give Grandpa a smile, not laugh, that uncle you smile

6. Go its own way, want to say who said who go!

7. I am a second-hand scientist

8. Breaks We all do not go ah, I ask you --- who goes who will buy dinner.

10. Tieling several stations in the United States it is even worse!

11. White House, the White Yo - just brush the paste.

12. This aircraft is also a diesel.

13. People always want a good dry point dry point of bad spirits that ghosts do not know the total to make a ghost too embarrassed to spend 200 yuan
money to buy a pig children, children squeak squeak children to drink water, Gabagaba eat beans,ugg brown, threw wall solution, squeak children a crash, you guessed how --- dead!

14. Animals (people) and sharp eyes

15. To give him the money broken (lucky money)

16. He put an ass can collapse into a chrysanthemum white pants children children's

17. Ye do not stay here, do not own everything left to stay Ye Ye Department, I on the rail!

18. Behind every successful man there is a woman, but I failed because I am behind two women.

19. Want to be famous, the first book came up with the book, the first accident ~!

20. Simon Tai Guanren and the lotus of the true love story ~ ~

21. Can not serve the country and the world in, the husband who I am!

22. Too poor to use the Nunchaku lyrics version ... soon. Hum This Kazakhstan finished by ~ ~ ~ ~ you two die that a ~ ~

23. Eh ~ ~ This student, too rare in recruiting, I, I believe you to be my godfather. Years,Sheepskin Boots, the foster parent, sitting, inside,

24. American goddess Well, this hand holding the torch, this hand holding the book, which tells us power outage would like to learn.

25. I married my wife she was my younger brother and sister started

26. Well not that cut flesh from the thigh cut down more than 1 kg, eat good meat, you come to this old woman took his hands trembling watching, too fat.

27. Fan daughter to rogue insult. Got up the basket, said: scared me, I thought I grab the egg

28. To half a bottle of beer .. we get drunk ..

29. Scientists did not survive the fight is not it

30. So I have money to buy pieces to lead children's clothes.

31. He does not like to go out to play on the traditional reading room, like the various versions of The Golden Lotus has a

32. The old man got left a tooth, and the results also Seya eat it! - Eating lotus root inside a set of holes punched

33. Their families do not go out picking up thing to lose

34. Your shameless appearance, quite the charm when I was young.

35. This young man looks, keeps off the face with an actor like ... ...

36. Mountain beast Yunzhong Yan, land sheep submarine fresh, Hericium bird's nest, shark fin, bear's paw scallop Luk Mei tip! Bypassing the cheek, put aside the post-molar. Food, such as the Yangtze River water, like a clean sweep, just like the box down earth ... ...

37. Based on a steamed rice pancakes to eat.

38. Last drunk, took the chopsticks chicken claw, eat a half.

39. Lobster, crab, ha ha! I love to eat shelled! Waiter, give him to set seeds

40. From the starting job for today, I no longer eat lobster on the cake was.

41. Table was four dishes, open the first look, ha! Nice! Laocu peanuts! Open a second, even better! Laocu peanut! Third open, peanuts, no vinegar! Fourth one look , a vinegar!

42. My appetite you know, and I do not eat duck, so I ate four could not eat, I say: can not eat, even go home a little later to eat it.

43. I eventually won that bike did not Biao BMW, only to see it pull away in the sunset, not my engine is not good, but I pedal broken!
 

44.901 flight, bound by the dozen Xizhimen Zhongguancun, 5 yuan fare, please check. You said it more interesting. There was shouting crew stations, fast on fast large seat on the children, children with large seat.

45. The couple may not feeling good, feeling good is not necessarily The couple; crosstalk master of comic dialogue would not necessarily say, singers not read musical notation.

46. It took root noodles a barrel lock on the open, a packet of instant noodles able to open a cell.

47. Stroll tired, he sat this, take this dog while high,ugg new style, who come are wondering: This is someone's twins ah?

48. I bought 50 good car - Alto, Alto, Alto ... ...! Dart up with wire, opened up with the train!

49. Primary school for a decade, high school years, I was named school's most familiar faces, new teachers to the school are related to what I have learned inside ... ...

50. Take a little of bin earn 300,000 ... ... took a look at the drawings, cover a 40 meter chimney, and so covered, and people came and saw me play a pass, the drawings look down, people make dug wells.
 

51. Take what? My mother to bring the eggs. For me. Do not give ... ... you guess, guess there are a few. I guess you give me a. You have to guess I gave you these two. 5?

52. Crosstalk good! Promote truth, goodness and beauty, Ageratum.

53. Listen to crosstalk shows your patriotism. Our neighbors have a child, will be seven or eight overseas Chinese, what English, Japanese, Korean, Slavic languages, the North Slavic, West Slavic languages ... ... Anyway, sitting together in front with eight-squalling that he can not re-sort! Tell him you heard Go listen to crosstalk.

54. There was an opportunity to make money placed in front of me, but I do not cherish. Opportunity passed, and I regret forever. If God can give me a chance, I hope that with the village head said: I am willing to go. If non-Let me add that in front of a wage limit, I hope that is: 400 yuan

55. This thing is not far at home with the elderly can go back to ask --- in the Spring and Autumn Period ah.

56. Difficult to help, have no difficulty make it difficult to help.
either beat you, I told you fell out of the ~

57. Live in a house full of holes,ugg chocolate, a rain count to the pro-life: the rain outside the house to moderate rain, heavy rain outside the house and heavy rain, the rain is too much sometimes, the whole family went to the shelter on the street.

58. Guan Dezhao it? I tell you over this? But I tell you this!

59. What is your name, as you mention, ah, you count squalling.

60. You must be willing to die, I'll be willing to bury.

61. Thank you for encouraging a person to me!

62. Many people come, I am pleased to ah.

63. I am a scientist, scientists have Daoxing.

64. Crosstalk pay attention to four lessons: pit. Mongolia. Po. Cheat!

65. Everybody is willing to listen ah ah is willing to listen to or willing to listen ah? Pick your own, I am in no way.

66. Used to at home on the kang.

67. The third floor of friends ....... are you!!! (Baseball: It has the third floor of Well)

68. This two-day cold, cough is not a single money the ~

69. Crosstalk many of which were compiled on this is true.

70. We two go out I will let you see what you've seen my tattoo community B also lines the Crayon Shin-chan then?

71. Legal matter I had killed him

72. Noodles do not even eat? You ungrateful ah! ! !

73. I am the artist more than a week ~~~~~

74. A dollar six hand grenades, I will throw you a hundred dollars for!

75. You can dismiss me? This sale is my

76. Look at your face .. green light to eat spinach Popeye your father ah ..

77. I want to Zhenghun, no requirement is to white skin spots .. ~

78. 80 ....... after us after 1880

79. Jin Yong's call, with PHS Hello? Hey! By!

80. Qingming Shang Fen map, one to the Ching Ming, ah, ah those were widows. . . . . .

81. See symphony, his father stood up Him: This grandson not sawn .....

82. I do not do things live, I was a synonym for virtuous virtuous, I went to there arch Jiugen there

83. What a hotel, feet long and the lobster are not, to give me copies of Sauce cake.

84. Gorky education we say:

85. He even did not know the neighborhood, but also consider the world, there is no alien!

86. Buy a bottle of mineral water, drank a curse - a fake!

87. See you all. Really da? You really had to listen to

88. This week the two under the rain, the first three days,discount ugg boots, the second four-day

89. The door opens, down both small nurses, uh `` `` a beautiful thief long, 1 m seven months, big eyes, Yingtaoxiaokou, a small waist Norihiro article, retired stewardess with like, You'll see !!!

90. Seeking a female 100, how good law itself as is Do not photograph posted online, (referring to Yu Qian) in Edison!

91. Long with a car accident scene like!

92. I have a military,ugg boots, I call them little brother, big brother they called me, my chief of staff called the pheasant!

93. Will you be my girlfriend right before the next one?

94. I open 3 step, and so exciting

95. You can go only on the 9th of naked male for ...

96. My old and expensive watches, original 350,000, so after folding 420 ....

97. At that time he sent 400 points on the Beijing University of

98. Hear their love, do not listen to die!

99. President to order? Do not ask, speculation of this version!

100. Have recruited children to cut, did not recruit children die cut.

101. In this way, the education was also a good rogue !!!

102. Thank you all for silent encouragement.

103. I do not do harm to the society that contributed

104. Like you enough to shoot 5 minutes

105. What I kill your letter. What did not survive the rogue is playing.

106. With his heart hair care

107. Shi Tai, you're from the old monk bar

108. Hou then I'm a fool, and very simple! Blame him .....

109. To have friends from afar is not enough you have to se ~

110. After all, the dance to find steel pipe.

111. Just as I was uncomfortable when I saw my girlfriend and her boyfriend in a

112. xx of the fathers which ......

113. If I fell in love with me early twat

114. There is no way in this world,ugg sale, more people walk, a road is useless

115. The only difference I have with Superman is that I wear underpants inside the

116. No squeeze on people. You give me an explanation of this problem, shut up.

117. Listen to crosstalk 20 stir 13000, and then laughed more money

118. Bickering earn more than the banner is not playing?

119. You that have chicken? Waiter:

120. What had to look down, it will be very happy, you are the unemployed, people that have lost his virginity it, you do not want your wife, she did not want me to Yeah.

121. I envy you! Envy what ah? So young to know my friends?!

122. There are small children playing with him ah special master pro. Him that the water master of a bad stomach. Teach children one day and said: Son, come home to see what other people are also not to mention family members tell her, just say The child learned. A home to see his mother, and came up is one: I know the truth. His mother a pale hurried out 50 dollars to a child, told him: do not tell your father that baby ah ah, mother holding flowers for 50 dollars go. his father said: I know the truth it! his father said nothing out 200 to put a child into the hands of children also asked: Never talk to your mom, ah! this child thinking that this would be rich ah. he found a wealth of opportunities. see anyone that I know the truth. Results one day see in front of their home post office messenger boy came up to their house is one: I know the truth. a messenger heard crying and said: good son, father hug

123.

124. I am the air ah, mercilessly criticized his sentence: I give you to get out. (Do not worry mouth neatly)

125. Hello my name is Guo Degang, what do you think I'm

126. Confucius said: cabbage are good for pigs to the arch of the

127. I have the great wall, ah, side of 20 years, the four sides the same length, a large rectangle.

128. I stopped to walk the road ready rob that woman, a laid-off workers asking to know is, getting more and more miserable, and finally I gave her five dollars

129. Where fall on where to lie down

130. I am not afraid of difficulties in my dictionary, the word would have no difficulty. . . . . I have no dictionary. . . No word on my dictionary

131. I have no pot, there you stew pot I would have had

132. Happy almost broke my tooth!

133. How broke down the prison lock? Steamed corn bread

134. Have an English name, two bald

135. Bush has a secretary,upside UGG, called Wealthy children

136. I do not bully people, bullying, I can not. Call me who are the lights off at night, put to bed, up the curtains, sit in front of the computer, playing both lines available to eat three times. I am not an artist, I can not revitalize the comic dialogue, that crosstalk is a common cause around the world that I was shocked at best, or the kind of mobile phones put on the table.

137. Monsters of people living with Wu Dalang withstand is to make money!

138. Recruitment hooligans took to the streets to

139. Steak to be semi-mature, cut down his face splashed ~ pop ~ ~ cut the blood vessels on the

140. Please Mr. weight! We just sold themselves, not performers!

141. Devon community has been difficult to get a vote, listeners in the discipline of votes under the guidance of traffickers have continued to line up tickets

142. Rogue martial arts, who also can not stop. Scientists family martial arts, the rogue can not hold back.

143. Thank God has given me the bittern and cooking link, a Zhengyan Jing, who took me?

144. Say one, to say the it? Facts that point it

145. I do not often see legal online (do not know who in the loss)

146. In front of their home from a night soil collection vehicle had had to go out to taste salty

147. 2 news, good news, bad news. You have to hear first? The bad news is: we have lost it! Can only eat a cow dung!

148. Who does not know Yu Qian, who has not eaten pork

149. That crosstalk was Maili Qi, all out of my sweat, and you see people do not sweat, that Chinese people are possessor

150.卡拉是条狗, I write, I intend to write a Yu Qian was a pig.

151. Not good also applauded. You see how good today, no one clapping.

152. We all drove back to Beijing, and in his capacity as a teacher than ours, and he drove us, look down on us from a pedal bike back.

153. What good! This aircraft with the same big hair, but also with a shake glass !...... expanding hair, not to report ...... Tianjin Xiali not made a big , and shift the United States have gone to the U.S. to take half a year ...... plus the more than 40,000 oil return.

154. I want to commit suicide, intended to jump off, it jumped to my research, 2nd floor, with 20 different floor, 2nd floor is the >

155. That day I told the prejudice in the train station, tickets are not sold, and prejudice to the front of a pol.ice asked: !